Little GEM's
Common School Magazine
 


    Contents     


Page 1:     Language Corner:
                Regional Sayings and
                Useful English, Maltese,
                and German Words and
                Sentences

Page 2:     Holidays in Germany,
                Malta, and England

Page 3:     Everyday Life:
                A German Pupil's Day

Page 4:     Interview:
                The Dockyard in Wewels-
                fleth: an Interview With
                a Worker

Page 5:     The Isle of Wight and
                England

Page 6:     Xghajra and the Maltese
                Islands

Page 7:     Wewelsfleth and its
                Surroundings

Page 8:     Comenius Trips:
                Mrs Scannura,
                Mrs Grech,
                and Mr Kitching in
                Wewelsfleth and
                Project Meetings
                in Malta and England

Page 9:     Our Local Editorial
                Boards Introduce
                Themselves

Page 10:   Riddles

Page 11:   Jokes

Page 12:   Clubs at Shanklin School

Page 13:   News from Shanklin
                School


Page 11: Jokes

by Phoebe and Jake, Shanklin Board


Why does a giraffe have
such a long neck?


Because it has smelly feet.


What is green and hangs off trees?



Giraffe's snot.

 
What's red, giant
and hides in a corner?


An embarassed monster.


Why is Cinderella no good at football?

Because her coach was a pumpkin.


Why is Snow White not
good at football?

Because she was trained in a dwarves team.


What did the big chimney say
to the small chimney?



"You are too young to smoke!"