Little GEM's
Common School Magazine
Contents
Page 1: Language Corner:
Regional Sayings and
Useful English, Maltese,
and German Words and
Sentences
Page 2: Holidays in Germany,
Malta, and England
Page 3: Everyday Life:
A German Pupil's Day
Page 4: Interview:
The Dockyard in Wewels-
fleth: an Interview With
a Worker
Page 5: The Isle of Wight and
England
Page 6: Xghajra and the Maltese
Islands
Page 7: Wewelsfleth and its
Surroundings
Page 8: Comenius Trips:
Mrs Scannura,
Mrs Grech,
and Mr Kitching in
Wewelsfleth and
Project Meetings
in Malta and England
Page 9: Our Local Editorial
Boards Introduce
Themselves
Page 10: Riddles
Page 11: Jokes
Page 12: Clubs at Shanklin School
Page 13: News from Shanklin
School
Back to the Top
Page 11: Jokes
by Phoebe and Jake, Shanklin Board
Why does a giraffe have
such a long neck?
Because it has smelly feet.
What is green and hangs off trees?
Giraffe's snot.
What's red, giant
and hides in a corner?
An embarassed monster.
Why is Cinderella no good at football?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Why is Snow White not
good at football?
Because she was trained in a dwarves team.
What did the big chimney say
to the small chimney?
"You are too young to smoke!"